Jokes: Muppet Show—Jack Burns

Posted on 11 November 2011

Fozzie: Would you lend me a fiver till pay day? I gotta pay my writer, the legendary ‘Gags’ Beasley.
Kermit: The legendary ‘Gags’ comes pretty cheap, doesn’t he?
Fozzie: Well, we worked out a great deal.
Kermit: You pay him by the line?
Fozzie: No, I pay him by the laugh.
Kermit: Oh, then he owes you money.

Jack Burns, comedian, head writer of The Muppet Show

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